Cat-ness (n)- the daily purpose of living your life as a cat.
My cat-ness involves some general rules I have developed. I am still trying to train my caregivers but I'm hopeful they'll get it one day.
1. Keep my food bowl full and my water bowl at an acceptable level.
2. Tap water is okay for the average palate but I prefer bo
ttled or purified.
3. I like the volume level in my house low as to not upset m
y delicate hearing. Admittedly, I hear less and less but I refuse to succumb to this part of aging.
4. I like the litter in my box at a certain level. If it falls bel
ow said level, I am not responsible for my actions.
5. I like sleeping in certain areas. Do not disturb these
areas as I tend to become cranky when I can not find my normal perches.
6. Please only rub, scratch, or massage certain areas on my body. I will roll, contort, and stretch to show you where these areas are. I reserve the right to change preferences on a whim.
7. I do not like being dressed up so please, for the love of all
that is sacred, do not put that stupid Santa hat on me ever again!
8. Who you calling fat? I'm pleasantly plump. I worked hard for this amazing physique.
9. I'm not licking you or kissing you, I'm tasting you. Never know when I may want a snack.
10. I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for good opportunities. It isn't my fault they don't come along often.
Those are the main points to my cat-ness. I think you will find they are similar to many other felines. Then again, I'm not just any old cat.
Now leave me so I can rest!