I have decided to start this blog to have written documentation of my captivity. I am a flame point siamese cat living with 5 hairless cat-type beings. I am 16 years old and have been held captive for the majority of my life. Every now and then I venture outside to eat some grass. This seems to amuse the other beings that reside in my domicile. I reward them by making sure when I return indoors, that I vomit on one of their prized possessions.
I plan on documenting the aging process as it seems to have me perplexed. I have gotten lost at times and resort to screaming throughout the day and night. I do this to remind my hairless captors that I too live here and also because I wonder why they sleep so much.
Enjoy, if you can. *yawn*
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